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August 28, 2005
Laptop rioters could have got one FREE!
A small riot occurred last week when the school system in Richmond sold 4 year old laptops for $50 a piece, and the scramble to get one sent people over the edge of reason. One woman peed her pants, an elderly man was thrown to the pavement, and another woman reportedly lost a flip flop. If only they had known they could get a brand spanking new laptop for absolutely FREE from us, and without hurting a single person. Of course its a limited time offer, so if you want one be sure to sign up today! Check out this awesome deal at our Free Desktop PC website, then go out and be kind and friendly to your fellow man.
Posted by Josh at August 28, 2005 04:33 PM